found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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