just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Randomize
