Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Barsexuality is the new black.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
