Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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