hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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