I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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