i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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