you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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