No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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