So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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