Do vagina's smell?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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