he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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