STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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