This girl is more easily done than said...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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