Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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