i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's never too late to be topless.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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