I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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