# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize