I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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