Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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