I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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