If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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