I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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