Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i out mim tonsoeep
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