Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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