Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
