Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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