Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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