well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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