I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
its liver damage thursday
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
