i need an iv and a liver transplant
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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