i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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