Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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