I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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