She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm really busy with my period
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