Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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