every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Randomize
