then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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