i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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