real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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