he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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