is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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