I must be too annoying 4 u.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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