so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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