I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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