Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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