belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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