so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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