If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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