my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
