um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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