i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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