He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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