I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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