Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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